Rules for my future mother-in-law: 1. I am not his sex toy, his cook, his mommy, or his cleaning lady. 2. I don’t want to show up at your house at all. 3. If I see you looking at his phone, I don’t care if he dies a virgin. 4. I don’t care if you like me. 5. You will die a way before me. 6. We both know that a ring will not change the fact that you treat your son as your property. 7. What I will do with him concerns only me and him. If you don’t like it, it is your problem. 8. I am not a lady, I am a decent human being. And if he doesn’t understand how lucky he is to have me, it is his problem. 9. Good for you, I guess. 10. If you think that I will like you and respect you just because you are the mother of my husband, think again.
1. I am not his sex toy, his cook, his mommy, or his cleaning lady.
2. I don’t want to show up at your house at all.
3. If I see you looking at his phone, I don’t care if he dies a virgin.
4. I don’t care if you like me.
5. You will die a way before me.
6. We both know that a ring will not change the fact that you treat your son as your property.
7. What I will do with him concerns only me and him. If you don’t like it, it is your problem.
8. I am not a lady, I am a decent human being. And if he doesn’t understand how lucky he is to have me, it is his problem.
9. Good for you, I guess.
10. If you think that I will like you and respect you just because you are the mother of my husband, think again.
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